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Male "Female ejaculation"? TNM !!h4tCrV4qc6 25/7/2015(Sat)02:37:07 No.1383020   
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So... I've found a bit of info about male squirting... But not very much, in fact I bet this will get in the first page of the search results for "male squirt"...
So, how does it work?


Method 1: it happens to some people out of anal stimulation. Not much info about it, it just kinda happens.

Method 2: Taken from:
http://squirtex.com/2009/05/01/men-can-squirt-like-women-instruction-manual-on-how-to-squirt/
Short version:
Step 1: Lubricate your hand and head of penis
Step 2: Rub head of penis with your hand, don't rub shaft, you may feel like you have to pee; just give in
Step 3: Are you squirting? (Yes: keep rubbing if you want to keep squirting) (No: Keep rubbing)
That's it!

Method 3: Taken from:
https://www.aneros.com/forum/discussion/11183/off-topic-male-version-of-female-ejaculation-squirting/
Pretty much the same as method 2, with a slight difference: first you ejaculate normally and immediately after you continue with method 2. Those with a penis know what this means. For those without penis Spoiler
It also tells you to go to BM first, which apparently means bowel movement (i.e. you may involuntarily shit by squirting so do it before), to urinate so you know you aren't just pissing yourself instead of squirting, and to drink a lot of water beforehand.

(please look at full instructions on the links for details)

The pleasure causes the squirting instead of the usual ejaculation causing the pleasure. It comes in waves, last longer, and feels different that normal ejaculation.

This liquid is not piss, it's supposed to be clear (maybe slightly white) and both odorless and tasteless.

And I haven't been able to do it. I've tried method 2 twice to no avail so I'll be trying method 3 in two days because I've cum too many times today.

I've found a few videos of people doing it:
Method 1 xtube.com/watch.php?v=pp5Th-G489-
Method 2 xtube.com/watch.php?v=4XMUl-C434-
Method 3 xhamster.com/movies/3856490/huge_male_squirt_watch_to_the_end.html

I've found a few pages (four or five) that talk about this... but no one says anything about it being a hoax, just people explaining how to do it, people that don't believe it and people who appraise the miraculous squirt
Edited at 25/7/2015(Sat)12:27:16
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TNM !!h4tCrV4qc6 25/7/2015(Sat)02:38:34 No.1383021
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Anyone wants to try it or has already tried it?
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Feels good NoBrainer 25/7/2015(Sat)10:39:45 No.1383081
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>>1383021
Have tried it once today, and it's hard as fuck. real kock teas.
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TNM !!h4tCrV4qc6 25/7/2015(Sat)12:33:17 No.1383105
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>>1383081
It is very hard! I did keep the instructions very very simple so you may want to look at the links instead.
And as unbearable as it is, it FEELS GOOD
It can be pretty messy if it works though so take that into account... (how messy? look at the videos)

This is apparently becoming popular in japan? I was reading a bara comic where a character was squirting, so I looked it up... I just hope I can actually do it.
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Feels good NoBrainer 26/7/2015(Sun)01:13:40 No.1383208
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>>1383105
it's hard as i ended in doing the normal wanker. it felt real good, but a real kock teas as trying to get over the edge.
'il try to do it another day and will report if i succeeds.

Japan, always cumming;) with best and strangest ideas
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Furrynomous 13/10/2015(Tue)09:47:31 No.1404260
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Anyone tried this since?
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TNM !!h4tCrV4qc6 13/10/2015(Tue)10:20:39 No.1404267
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>>1404260
I have... I can't do it.
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NoBrainer !!U907asSO6E 13/10/2015(Tue)10:53:32 No.1404277
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>>1404260
too much of a cock teas
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Furrynomous 16/10/2015(Fri)09:04:14 No.1405044
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I actually did method 3 once by sheer luck while trying to get multiple orgasms...
Let's just say that the result freaked me out and that I didn't try to repeat it ever again.
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TNM !!h4tCrV4qc6 16/10/2015(Fri)10:30:38 No.1405070
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>>1405044
Really? Can you do it again? How does it feel?
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Furrynomous 17/10/2015(Sat)02:57:10 No.1405121
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I've done this before, Method #3, because the super sensitivity afterwards helped. But it was along time ago.

Stopped doing it because I thought I was just pissing, I can see now that yeah it might not have been piss then... so I might try this again sometime, because yeah... it did feel really good.
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thenone 17/10/2015(Sat)09:42:14 No.1405180
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Wow that was easy. And hard as fuck. Easy to learn. Hard to go till the end. No wonder girls want you to do that. XD

So yes this works.... A lot.... I'm glad I had a DAMN TOWEL. Fuck. I actually stopped because I did not want to wet the sheets.

I never squirmed that hard. I found it makes it real easy if you lay in bed no distractions. Lube it up, and jack the head, and rotate with the palm.
And no it's not pee. Gawd damn, I'm glad for that.

Only took 10 minutes. But you really have to push through.
Not sure if I would do it again though. Was a little weird.

This helped though.
http://squirtex.com/2009/05/01/men-can-squirt-like-women-instruction-manual-on-how-to-squirt/

Shit I do from so website when bored.
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Furrynomous 17/10/2015(Sat)01:38:44 No.1405217
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I always do this after fapping to "clean out the pipes". Never really thought about it being the "male squirt" (since I did not know about it), but it did seem very similar to female squirts. It feels amazing and the first few shots are clear. If you (can) keep going on for a while, you will end up peeing though.

If you can do it very fast (like I can) this can really help you out when you're in a hurry and got the feeling you have to pee, but you can't. (Or if you need to pee before a long, long road trip)

I do it by holding my penis by the shaft, keeping the glans exposed, put my palm on the very tip, and rub it in a circular motion. The area just below the urethra seems to be the most sensitive to this motion.
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TNM !!h4tCrV4qc6 17/10/2015(Sat)08:20:27 No.1405291
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Well that sounds awesome
I'm just going to have to keep trying.
And now I wonder if my penis isn't sensitive enough... I still love it when I do it the way that makes me squirm from the sensations on my glans.
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TNM !!h4tCrV4qc6 18/10/2015(Sun)03:44:25 No.1405354
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Guys I can't do it
The sensations I'm supposed to have last a minute or two, but I don't know how to keep going so that they stay and don't give in to the usual sensations that lead to ejaculation...
ALSO WHY IS THIS SUCH A NON SPREAD TOPIC
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Furrynomous 19/10/2015(Mon)03:21:18 No.1405527
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Just tried method 3, managed to do it; IDK if this'll work for anyone else but if you edge yourself for like 10-15m first you won't be as sensitive after orgasm so it should be easier to go the distance.

I was trying to control the mess so I didn't let myself go all the way, but I got a couple squirts off, it didn't feel much better than a really good pee, but that still feels quite nice.
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Furrynomous 22/10/2015(Thu)06:42:19 No.1406229
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Seems interesting, definitely trying this.
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TNM !!h4tCrV4qc6 27/10/2015(Tue)03:07:46 No.1407225
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I STILL CAN'T DO IT! How do you guys do this!? I never get the feeling that I need to pee, so I don't know how to proceed...
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Furrynomous 31/10/2015(Sat)05:24:25 No.1408113
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I think I was able to do this? I'm not sure though.
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TNM !!h4tCrV4qc6 13/1/2016(Wed)05:41:54 No.1424594
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I FINALLY DID IT
took me like five months of trying though
This website:

http://japanese-fetish-femdom.com/how-to-squirt.php

... said:

>Do not urinate before ejaculation
>Drink 2 liters of water (9 UK gal/7.6 US gal) of water before ejaculation

I'm OK with drinking 2 liters of water, if you do it slowly (or else you can die). However, according to Wolfram Alpha...

>9 UK gallons = 40.91 liters
>7.6 US gallons = 28.8 liters

... don't drink that much water at once. You'll die. I'm pretty sure.


ANYWAYS if you drink 2 liters of water before ejaculating you'll feel like urinating, and you won't be able to, however if you keep stroking your glans (and push like you were to urinate) you may actually squirt.

It's the glans rubbing that feels good, the squirting itself isn't very intense. I got completely wet. Some of it was white. It tasted like water. It didn't really smell.
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Furrynomous 14/1/2016(Thu)02:22:54 No.1424879
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>>1424594

It would be great, if you could document it like on video or so.
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TNM !!h4tCrV4qc6 14/1/2016(Thu)05:28:09 No.1424905
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>>1424879
ｎｏ
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TNM !!h4tCrV4qc6 14/1/2016(Thu)05:35:09 No.1424906
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>>1424879
But if you really want to, I did put some videos from other people trying it.
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Furrynomous 14/1/2016(Thu)05:43:06 No.1424907
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>>1424906

Ah, I found them.

Thanks!

Edited at 14/1/2016(Thu)05:43:26

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