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Ah, when you can tell that many people have learned everything they know about sex from PornHub...
Before a certain point in internet porn, the very idea of a "squirter" was very, very rare. Why? Because those involved knew what it was (urine) and wanted nothing to do with it in their movies.
Fast forward to 2010. Suddenly, the internet realizes that people are stupid enough to believe anything they see online. Suddenly, seven out of ten porn actresses magically gain the ability to 'squirt' like fire hoses. Which is, of course, not really pee in porn. They actually pump water into the bladder so it can be expelled on film during what are most often the stupidest moments in the history of porn.
Teenagers, or internet virgins, thinking that this is how things actually work, refuse to listen to people who have actually fucked a woman and will argue until they are blue in the face. So hardcore is their belief, even though again, most of them have never actually had sex, they will even dismiss scientific evidence otherwise. So they will someday, if they ever manage to lie with a woman, be disappointed when their partner refuses to pee on them.
The End.
Edited at 2017/07/09 02:54:01
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