Guys this is actually true WTF!!! One time during December it was really cold and stuff and I was not sweating, even though I was really warm compared to everything else. But now that I think about it, this always happened after I used soap during my shower. It must be the soap! I looked further into this and figured out that every person who has ever used, or even gotten within a 10km radius of soap has DIED! We have to stop this, spread the news everywhere, destroy every single soap product and kill the bastards who made this stuff!
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