Guys this is actually true WTF!!!
One time during December it was really cold and stuff and I was not sweating, even though I was really warm compared to everything else.
But now that I think about it, this always happened after I used soap during my shower.
It must be the soap! I looked further into this and figured out that every person who has ever used, or even gotten within a 10km radius of soap has DIED!
We have to stop this, spread the news everywhere, destroy every single soap product and kill the bastards who made this stuff!