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Example 1: Even porcupines mate belly to belly to avoid stabbing each other. Tom might be horny, but he's *also* kinda stupid. You *did* see all those spines *before* you tried doing it that way, didn't you?
Example 2: Male felines are more into mating than the females are. Tom would not only be fine, he would eventually have *her* exhausted and trying to get away from him.
Example 3: Another sign that Tom isn't too bright (aside from participating past the first two examples. xD ) Sex with random hot partners might be fun, but at least get to know them enough to know if people consider them 'psychotic' before you dive in. Never stick it in crazy, remember?
Example 4: See example 3. Tom's just not too smart, is he? If your arm is fitting and she's not responding, you need to abort quickly. ...or break out the scuba gear. No, she's *not* kidding.
Example 5: ...really? I'd like to think jello sex in the shower plus minty breath is all bonuses, without the negatives. Tom's just stoopid. xD
Example 6: Sex enhancing drugs. They can boost the 'pressure' and let you perform in just about any position for a while. She's cute enough for it, right? ...plus it doesn't say they *only* like doing it upside down so it's only sometimes you'd need them.
Example 7: Nope. Just... just nope. Never stick it in crazy, and that lizard is as crazy as they get!
From that point on, I just put it up to a combination of Tom having some weird sex-death fetish (I mean when sex nearly kills you, at least wait til the bandages are off before going in for more!), Desiree being a sadistic lizard, and some females not getting enough sex so as to sign on for the continuing series, I guess. xD
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