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If this story turns out a flop like the recent events in the actual comics, here's one I thought of last night...
PLOT ZigZag, wants to find a new tactic for sales, bumps into a couple who have loving marriage yet intimacy issues. They've tried to rekindle it, but all the sexual self-help tapes prove they don't work for them and any porno they've rent just put them to sleep. ZigZag's amazed by their determination yet bad luck, and when the husband says that "he and his wife could do better" - ZigZag gets a lighthouse of a bright idea; a "Star-in-Your-Own-Porno" flick. After all, why follow someone else's DIY self-help tapes when you make your OWN and watch them?
To cut a long story short; after a brief visit and tour of the studio, the couple get to take the main roles in their own porno flick (though they get to pick their own script, written by either ZigZag or Tina) and are gangbanged by both genders of cast members on set - and low and behold, they get their passion and drive back!
(And what's more is ZigZag plans on making this an alternative programme via responding to Agony Aunt columns, much to Sabrina's chagrin about hiring complete novices instead of professional actors) ~*~ Now, how does that sound?
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