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Kurtzman (I like the name Assface McCancer for him) and J. J. Abrams are pretty much the very same: They are not only "creators" who cannot create, they are both goblin looking parasites who, regardless of their technical skills, cannot even successfully execute a paint-by-the-numbers imitation. Like a colorblind painter, their absurd mythological blindness renders them fundamentally incapable of utilizing a full mythological palette (which was the basis for all good stories since the dawn of time).
Let’s take a look at Abrams track record so far:
- Mission: Impossible III – Shitty copy of Licence to Kill
- Star Trek 2009 – Shitty copy of Star Wars
- Star Trek: Into Darkness – Shitty copy of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
- Alias – Shitty copy of Felicity, Dark Angel and the German show Der Spion (it is so bald faced, that he even copied the main title sequence and music by nearly one by one, talk about shameless)
- Lost – Cast Away, Survivor, and Gilligan's Island, with Lord of the Flies elements (the title sequence itself was stolen by the short-lived Austrian show Die Insel des Dr. Mabuse)
- Cloverfield – Shitty version of Godzilla
- Fringe – Shitty version of X-Files, Twilight Zone and the German show Unglaubliche Geschichten (many of the characters even have the same roles and names, a crazy doctor named Dr. Bischof has spent a long time in a mental asylum, has an assistant named Astrid and a billionaire friend named Wilhelm Bell. This just shows what a fucking hack Abrams really is. He literally took the same damn show and didn’t even attempt to cover it up.)
- Star Wars: Force Awakens – A really shitty imitation of the first Star Wars movie
Bottom line: J.J.’s “cut-and-paste†approach just doesn’t cut the mustard.
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