How many stores do you think the orange cat visited where he slapped his dick on the counter before he found a clerk who was into it? "Welcome to Burger King sir, can I take your order?" *zzzip flop* "We don't ask our customers to bring in their own meat, sir." "Computer Exchange, you here to buy or trade in?" *zzzip flop* "Yeah that thing has way too much wear on it for us to buy." "Big Jim's Big Bait Store, what can I getcha?" *zzzip flop* "I'd make a joke about the size of that bait and tackle, but I'm busy calling the police"
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