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will anyone translate this?
Not <i>really</i> and I think Google Translate would do fine, but the text doesn't really add much. Bowser was all sad because Mario beat him and he didn't ever get to taste Peach's cake while he had her imprisoned. Yasser's fursona and some yellow dragon show up and say sure we'll give you some of her cake but only if you get nude "for the camera". Then he gets nude, they give him cake, it's laced with tranquilizer, they talk up his huuuuuuuge dick, say he has a great dick ass and body and they want to make use of all 3, taunt him by saying wouldn't he like to fuck them but nah, then this exchange when they're fucking:
Creo que al rey le gusta la verga / I think the king likes cock
ooohh culo rico y doro como macho / Aw dat ass is nice and strong like a man's
Mira esa cara, seguro que no te gusta el pene? / Look at that face - you sure you don't like penis?
Then the yellow dragon's all "wow you filled him up so good and made him pass out" and Yasser's like "w/e let's 'make good on our promise' leave the cake and gtfo"
blah blah not enough tranquilizer, obviously
Then Bowser gets mad and kill fucks Yasser, gives him a 1 Up because he "doesn't like fucking the dead", and says he'll revive them as much as needed to complete that mission. Upon revival Yasser yells "My asssssss!"
Yasser's not a poet, which is fine. I learned my Spanish in schools so I'm not up to date on all the slang - amo Bowser translates literally to I love Bowser, but I gather amo is a pet name here? It somehow added to the creep factor of the rape, as did the very clinical/medical "penis".
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