A) Wow! Go Cooper! Them's sum grown up words and emotions, buddy.
B) And I cannot emphasize the enough: Cooper + Gary. I can see it now: first night in the new place, the guys drinking. Gary asks Cooper if he's dating Andy. Cooper says that he sorta is, but also sorta not. More drinking and then BAM, "Hey Coop, you know, I've never done anything with another guy but if I were, it'd be cool to do with it a bro who gets me, you get me?"
And then they fucked. And like putting literally everything on a bagel, a glorious universe ending singularity consumes us all, instantly, leaving nothing but a yiff shaped hole in its wake.
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