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I actually deliver pizzas as a part time job and the people who answer their doors and stare at me confused as if they forgot they ordered a pizza perplexes me to no end.
The last time this happened, I knocked on the door and a dog started barking inside. A dude fucking screamed expletives at the dog for like 30 seconds straight, answered the door, and just stared at me. Throughout the entire exchange of pizza and money, he didn't say a word, fucking opened the box to check the pizza, and closed the door.
I was VERY tempted to call the police because I am positive that guy has people locked in his basement and he checked the pizza to make sure it had enough pepperonis on it to keep them alive while he ate the rest. I decided against it.
Fuck Ohio.
Edited at 2020/09/09 13:37:09
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