JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE MAX AS A DISNEY CHARACTER
What a fucking disgraceful, ungreatful piece of shit of a son he is towards Goofy. His father loves him, always wanted to look out for him and make sure he was always happy and living comfortably but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! His god awful son is just a complete douchebag to his own father, always being embarrassed by him and just shunning the poor man because he's "too goofy." I HATED this fucking shitnozzle when I watched the first Goofy movie, was just an obnoxious teenager who needed a good smack across the face whenever he opened his mouth or acted angsty with his father. While yes by the end of the movie he does somewhat mature enough to finally accept his dad for who he is, THAT FUCKING CHANGES IN THE GODAWFUL SEQUEL. He's even more insufferable in that, is even more of a dick towards his old man and just downright outcasts him all because of his own fucking ego and immaturity. Goofy is BY FAR the best character in both movies because he embodies something I've always craved for as a child and young adult; a father. Fuck max, fuck him and his stupid ass character, fuck him fuck him fuck him FUCK
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