Every dad in Zourikverse goes like this: Intro: Mega top, super dommy, super menacing After that: Always bottom, super slutty, develops a new fetish every hour, never tops again ever
Man. I just want a top dad because they're all so hot.
The Pokemon comics make it worse with the weird powers too. Remember that pic with the Hoopa headmaster severing Solgaleo principal limbs with his ability? Yeah, how's that hot? Sometimes you gotta dial it down, man. At least for me, sexuality goes beyond "oh look, a dick, that's hot" or "oh look, someone's fucking but let's focus on the ass, hot boner". Everything matters. Weird powers that make you grow plants or shock people or have your mind scrambled so you go from top to bottom, that stuff never feels right.
Edited at 2025/06/19 23:28:48
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