Poor fucking Mark, by the way. Hey, this guy you liked in college who rejected you in favor of an actual piece of trash is back in your life now. He's still simping for the piece of trash who got WAY worse for a while there but suddenly turned his life around in a mostly unearned series of lucky breaks and he's also hooking up with an older rich dude AND has started sleeping with your own EVEN-OLDER uncle. He's sleeping with everyone except you!
Oh, and also the god that created you decided you looked too attractive in the monochrome comic that introduced you, so when you entered color, he gave you an absolutely hideous coloring and made you look really ugly. Sorry!
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